Keeping patios and decks, and all of their assorted decorations, clean can be a challenge.
Have you ever tried to clean a glass patio tabletop? It's an exercise in futility.
You wipe it, it dries, and streaks appear. Dirty streaks. You wipe it again, it dries, and the dirty streaks multiply.
The same types of challenges arise with other outdoor pieces - you're battling Mother Nature here, after all!
Here are the dirty little secrets to mastering the art of clean patio furniture.
Most cushions today have synthetic covers and polyester fill and are designed to withstand the elements. Still, they could use some help if you'd like them to last for the long term (or at least a few seasons).
Here's how to care for and clean patio furniture cushions:
Be sure to clean away any remnants from the outdoor season before storing cushions for the winter. Set stains are nearly impossible to remove. Store clean cushions in plastic bags (I use trash bags) for the winter.
The problem with "outdoor living rooms" is that they get dirtier a heck of a lot faster than the indoor ones. Fortunately (or maybe wisely), outdoor furniture is constructed to take abuse - and soil.
Generally speaking, if your outdoor furniture is near a pool or spa, hose it down once a week because chlorine will damage most finishes.
Here's a guide to caring for the most common outdoor furniture materials.
Clean patio furniture made of aluminum by washing with mild liquid detergent; rinse and dry. Coat with an automotive wax every six months.
Warning: Sunscreens that contain PABA can stain aluminum and many other kinds of outdoor furniture. If you're wearing sunscreen, protect the chair you're sitting in with a towel.
Resin patio furniture doesn't require much care. Wash it with a mild soapy solution, hose it off, and towel dry. Avoid products with ammonia, but use a diluted bleach solutiuon for stains.
Polish resin furniture with car wax if desired.
Teak is a popular choice for outdoor furniture because it weathers well. Do not use teak oil on outdoor furniture because it will act as a dust magnet.
Clean teak with a mild soap solution and a soft brush. Rinse well. Keep teak furniture in the sun because dampness will cause mildew.
Clean vinyl patio furniture with warm soapy water. Never use bleach because it can damage the finish, allowing the porous material to stain, fade, and weaken faster.
Clean wicker only once a year unless you have spills (ha!). For natural wicker, first tip the chair to one side and vacuum it well.
Then wash with a solution of mild detergent and water, using a toothbrush to get at those hard-to-reach spots. Rinse it with a garden hose. Towel the wicker dry, and let it sit for 24 hours before using.
Polish wicker furniture with furniture polish occasionally. Natural wicker will rot in the sun, so place it in a shady spot or beneath your umbrella. Never cover wicker with plastic because it will trap moisture and encourage mildew.
Wash synthetic wicker in soapy water, and then rise and dry it. You can polish it with a spray-on polish.
Clean outdoor wooden furniture at least once a year.
Wash it with a mild detergent and scrub brush. Store it indoors over winter if possible.
Wash wrought iron with soapy water; rinse and towel dry. Wax or polish it twice a year. Touch up any rust spots immediately.
During the winter, either bring wrought iron indoors or cover it.
Most patio flooring is designed for easy care. Simply sweep and hose it down frequently. Some flooring (such as finished concrete) must be sealed.
Many patios could benefit from pressure washing every couple of years. Decks are best cleaned professionally. Consult an expert if your flooring needs cleaning beyond sweeping and hosing down.
Cotton hammocks soak up water like a sponge.
When you first bring them out in spring, spray them with a water repellant to minimize water retention.
To clean hammocks, lay them flat and scrub them with a solution of hand dishwashing detergent in warm water using a nylon scrubber. Rinse and clean the other side. Rinse again, and hang to dry.
Never use bleach on these natural relaxers - it will rot the fibers.
These are really hard to clean flat. The trick to cleaning a patio table is to turn it on its side (very carefully, if you're dealing with glass), and hose it down first. Then wipe it off with a sponge dipped in soapy water. Hose again. Then wipe dry.
If you can't turn it sideways, move the chairs back and hose from the traditional angle (but it might take a couple of tries!)
To really clean an umbrella, take it apart and put the top part back into the stand so that it's within reach. Then crank the umbrella open and wash it with a liquid cleaner and a sponge.
If your umbrella is vinyl, use the detergent made for convertible car tops. It works wonders on these sun-beaten skin-savers.
Dry the umbrella open in full sun for a day or two. Never put an umbrella away even slightly damp. That's a recipe for mildew.